Q: What do you call a grizzly bear with no teeth?

A: A gummy bear!

Ty Wright, Wallace, KS

Q: What do lazy dogs do for fun?

A: Chase parked cars.

Adrianne Selzer, Sharon Springs, KS

Knock, Knock,

Who's there?

Osborne.

Osporne Who?

Osborne today, it's my birthday.

Bo WRight,  Wallace, KS

Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Banana.

Banana Who?

Banana Split, co Ice screamed.

Robyn Selzer, Sharon SPrings, KS

Q: Why can't you tell secrets in the corn field?

A: Because the corn has ears.

Kye Miller Booker, TX

Q: Who was the shortest man in the Bible?

A: Nehemiah (knee high my ah) 

PJ

Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Saul.

Saul who?

That's saul for now, but be sure and send us some new jokes.

PJ HA